Can we get enough of bacon? Apparently not, if these images I found are of any indication. It's amazing what you can find out there. Bacon, bacon, bacon! I mean, I was going to even put a bad Kevin Bacon pun in this post somewhere, but all these bacon-related products just put me in too good a mood (and taste). The really cool thing is that all of these products are actually real, saleable, buyable (but probably not consumable) goods. Sadly though, I couldn't find any bacon pants. Enjoy.
What would Bacon do? How the fuck would I know? But I'll tell you what would... this handy little ...piece of cardboard with a strip of bacon attached. You'll never have to make a decision again!
For all your bacon related boo-boos? I've already purchased a pack and plan to stick random strips on my wife in her sleep. If you're reading this dear, that's just a joke. I love you honey! Really! I do! ... put the knife down, dear... the bandages haven't arrived yet.
I have no idea what the hell a bacon-wave actually is, and I can only presume it's some contraption designed to make bacon microwavable. Which is the stupidest idea I've heard all day - and keep in mind I work with students & academics. How fucking hard is it to pick up a frypan, throw some bacon in it, and turn the stovetop on? Probably a damned sight easier than loading individual strips of bacon in that fucking thing. I'll bet fried bacon is tastier, too.
So, you've eaten too much bacon to comfortably walk anywhere anymore, but you don't want to betray the salty, tasty meat by eating something else? Here's the solution - gummy bacon. Strawberry flavoured! I don't think I've ever seen anything quite so wrong as this. mmmm.
But can it get any better than this? Of course fucking not. Imagine the possibilities... teasing children, animals & vegans without so much as even having to try. Fan-fucking-tastic. Finally, a wallet that doubles as an appetiser.
Bon appetit, and have a baconey good weekend.
P.S. - Just when you thought that bacon related oddities only came in image format... think again.