Friday, March 23, 2007

Calling all readers...

The Rantolotl needs your help!

VomitGirl will be visiting her homeland this Easter, so Psyonide and myself will be taking over the house to do all those naughty things that VomitGirl would (rightfully) shake her head at, were she present.

Now, this is where you all come in... no, I'm not inviting you over - I could really do without an elaborate cleanup task let alone the social discomfort of meeting lots of 'internet' people. That's right. Ewww... Internet people. You filthy bloody geeks, you.

Annnnyhow - back to the bit where I ask for your assistance without insulting you too much. Hmmm. Awhile ago, I was challenged to make a gnocci the size of Krus's fist. The challenge stipulated that the gnocci must be filled, edible, and at a size and consistency that would allow the diner to carve said delicacy with ease. Now, Psyonide and I got talking, and it soon became apparent that really, making a giant gnocci isn't that much of a challenge in and of itself, and that a real challenge would be making an entire 'giant sized' meal. This is where you come in.

Please post your giant-sized food challenge on the comments board, and we'll pick out the ones we like best/actually have half a chance at making/would want to eat/are spectacular. Chosen suggestions' authors will get the dubious honour of seeing photos of their giant delicacy and its creation process as well as the recipe and details of any medical emergencies that might result from the evening. You'll also get that warm fuzzy feeling that comes from knowing that you had some level of participation in yet another internet based culinary mishap. Who knows, the intarwebs might even put up a little plaque in some corner of a chat room somewhere in your honour.

Post away!

9 comments:

Fandango Jones said...

Vegan suggestions to be left at the door, thankyou - I don't need to tell even more people to 'Go to Hell' this month.

We really should go about making a set of Potroast boots... but that sounds expensive. Well, messy too, but I figure we could make it in Krus' room and not worry about cleaning up ;)

cj said...

I suggest a giant sushi - maybe a teryaki chicken sushi for the fishphobic among you - and I want pictures!!!!!!!

Krus said...

But... giant falafels! And my room is clean. It just looks messy to those who haven't heard of aggresive filing. eg; throw it somewhere, and leave it. Its actually precisely ordered.

rws said...

And to think I used to jaded about meeting people from the internet, too. Now I even have a fucking MySpace.

P.S. You forgot to use the word "cunt" in the latest update.

Kit said...

giant fruit tart for desert?
either that or giant baked alaska, that involves fire so it's right up your alley.

Fandango Jones said...

I'll fire something giant up your alley...

Well, someone had to say it!

RATional Thoughts said...

But I did it...

Fandango Jones said...

Here is a duck. Use this duck.
[quack quack quack]

So like... giant roast Duck? No, screw that. Giant Jaffa Cake.

POST SOME FKN SUGGESTIONS YOU BASTARDS!

esmerelda said...

GIANT VODKA.